Editor Urgently Needed
27 Nov 2012
These bloopers need no introduction. I'll let the headlines speak for themselves. ...
Bloopers
Asda: Good on price. Not so hot on spelling
30 Dec 2011
How many of these receipts have been handed out in the last few weeks do you wonder? And how many people have even noticed? (And yes, most of it was booze.) ...
Turner Ink Christmas card bloopers – the answers
23 Dec 2011
So for those of you that received a Turner Ink Xmas card this year, these are the bloopers. How many did you get? A Christmas tail [A classic homonym. It should be tale.] Santa was having a bad day. 4 [up to number 10, spell out the number. So Four] of his elfs [elves] were throwing a sickie and the work experience...
She Ain’t Heavy, She’s Just the Home Secretary
27 Jun 2011
She's not a small woman. I think he should be allowed to stay purely based on his gallantry. ...
Ladies – this is one for you
11 May 2011
Plural of man is men, so hair styling belonging to the men is men's. Check. Plural of child is children, so hair styling belonging to children is children's. Check. So hair styling belonging to the ladies is...
What Phil gets up to when he says he’s working late!
02 Apr 2011
We moved offices at over Christmas. And in the studio we've got a nice big white wall we've yet to fill. Until last night that was. I came into work this morning and Phil had created Super Mario out of a pack of Post-It notes. Brilliant! ...
Attention! No notice will be pisted unless it has been cheked
20 Jan 2011
So I went to a local high school this morning to see the teenager I'm mentoring when I spied this notice on the library wall....
And turn over your paper. Real exam answers from the UK’s yoof
14 Jun 2010
With exam season nearly upon us let’s take a look at how well last year’s 16 year olds did. (These are all genuine answers. Wrong, but genuine.) Q: Name the four seasons A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large...
Kepp cleap…keer clep…don’t park ‘ere
01 Apr 2010
As reported in today's Daily Mail. It was April Fool's Day though...
We’re doing it for the childrens, child’s, chil….kids
12 Mar 2010
This blooper was spotted in the Arsenal programme for this week’s big match against Porto. (We won 5-0 since you ask. What? Oh you didn’t ask.) Fantastic cause. (Great Ormond Street Hospital). Amazing Football Club. But rotten old punctuation. Remember: Child in singular. Children is plural. Anything belonging to children is children’s....